Guest Post- Rejected Sprout Birthday Cards

Hi friends! I am so excited to tell you that I am guest posting at my friend Kate’s blog, Can I Get Another Bottle of Whine? today! She was my first blog friend EVER and I am so honored to be posting for her this week! (Sniff, sniff.) I am tackling the...

Maintaining Mommy’s Poker Face

I deserve a medal for the time I kept a straight face while uttering the following sentence, We do not put our labias on the rug. Yes. I authoritatively declared that in our family, it officially goes against code to put our collective private parts on carpets of any...

The Dentist’s Office Vs. The Delivery Room

For the first 34 years of my life, I prided myself on being cavity-free. Just before I turned 35, I got my very first cavity. I was pissed. And terrified. No matter how many allergy shots I had as a kid, how many IVs I have been given for surgical procedures,...