by Stephanie | Jun 6, 2013 | family life, funny, motherhood
I hit a turning point in my life when I realized that, despite my best intentions and efforts to be prepared, things were not going to turn out as I had planned. There is nothing like motherhood to throw a wrench in the Type A works. When people decide to have...
by Stephanie | May 12, 2013 | family life, motherhood
I felt inspired this Mother’s Day to record a special song for you guys. Blame it on our attempt to celebrate the weekend by dining in public with our children. I know- what were we thinking? This song is for all you mamas who enjoyed your special day by trying...
by Stephanie | Apr 30, 2013 | funny, motherhood
As I drove to work this morning, inexplicably crying and angrily shouting, “F*ckmonkey!” at the idiotic drivers around me, I wondered what the hell was wrong with me. Get a grip, Stephanie, I scolded myself. What’s the matter with you? Then it...
by Stephanie | Apr 18, 2013 | family life, funny, motherhood
This is a Finish the Sentence Friday Post. I thought I was so cool when I told everyone how easy it was to potty-train my oldest daughter. And it was- for the most part. Sure, we had our public pooping incident, which just so happened to be my most embarrassing and...
by Stephanie | Mar 14, 2013 | family life, funny
Welcome back to Finish the Sentence Friday! We give you a sentence, and you finish it, however long or short you like! Today’s sentence is: I did something really stupid once. I… Well, that’s not a hard one. You may remember a post I wrote last week,...
